Good Old Fashioned Chaos
IT WASN’T A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. It should have been, but that’s the weather for you. For every mad scientist who’s had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who’ve sat around aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime.
“The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.”
“There was no light at the end of the tunnel--or if there was, it was an oncoming train.”
Get thee behind me, foul fiend

tockthewatchdog:

permian-tropos:

glompcat:

shesgonnachangetheworld:

I wonder how many people on here that have reblogged those “I treat retail workers/public service workers with RESPECT because I’m not HUMAN GARBAGE” type posts have also endorsed or straight up taken part in sending death threats/suicide bait/unrelenting harassment to the people that make their media

#The Discourse™#you can’t have it both ways#you don’t get to make fun of baby boomers for Wanting To See The Manager#and then encourage members of your fandom to tell an actor/writer/artist that they’re scum on a massive scale#because idk they won’t validate your ship or ‘ruined your childhood’ or whatever the fuck#get over yourselves like goddamn (tags via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

im loving seeing more people compare fan entitlement to customer entitlement because it’s exactly that 

#um#harassing someone online is infinitely worse than asking to speak to the manager 

This is truly so funny, do people not realize that sometimes people want to speak to the manager for stuff like “i told this waiter i had a deadly peanut allergy and asked him if this dish had peanuts in it and he said no and then i got the dish and it had peanuts in it”? Or sometimes a store will make a mistake and screw you out of hundreds of dollars, etc? These are real legitimate things that people who live their lives in the real world worry about, not imaginary internet problems like two cartoons didnt fuck

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happyorogeny:

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

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pangur-and-grim:

theflashisgone:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

you’ve all seen cat no banana….. here’s cat no tablet pen

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oh ye of little faith

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I’m guessing that person is concerned about her gummy appearance. For anyone wondering, Pangur had most of her teeth extracted to treat a condition called gingivostomatitis. As she is a well–cared for pet cat who doesn’t have to shear bite-sized pieces off of prey items, and can instead eat cat food that’s already bite-sized, she doesn’t actually need her teeth to eat.

oh yeah, poor girl had to go through two operations in 2016 to get all those teeth out! thankfully her fangs can stay (though they’ve slipped slightly in the gums, making them appear longer) but the teeth further back were dying in her mouth as her dumb weasel immune system attacked them. 

this is after her first extraction - you can see how red/sore the gums were around those rear teeth

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2016 Pangur was so skinny due to her painful teeth, it was honestly scary

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but in 2020? a chubby gummy vampire who delights the masses with her smile

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deannatroibolton:

lanthir:

idkipoststuff:

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did… did she really say that? iconic

“Excuse You, i am Black and i Fuck”

Nichelle Nichols adlibbed that line, because she’s just that amazing

Nobody gets away with calling Uhura a pale virgin

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teatitty:

Me: why the fuck is Shakespeare trending in Britain

Britain:

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